2 christmas songs

by Puppy Problems

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life is fucked up


released December 23, 2014

me (sami martasian) played guitar and sang and hit record on garage band



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Puppy Problems Boston, Massachusetts

i;m sami

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Track Name: Christmas i guess
its xmas time again, and yr still just my friend
i thought that u would be mine by now
its xmas time again and yr still just my friend
i thought youd have figured shit out by now

mistletoe and holly
i took 2 much molly
cus sober thoughts r always just of u

carols by the fire
my mom is a liar
it doesn't matter
what i say or do

cus xmas is for lovers
and u love another
some 1 who is marrier than me

but underneath the covers
promise all my stocking stuffers
i could even melt mr. freeze
but u never let me
Track Name: eggnog is gross anyway
its the most wonderful time of the year
but everything goes 2 shit when yr not here
i drank 8 cups of eggnog
but my mouth is still dry
i got a xmas card from my grandma
but i still just want 2 cry

santa clause can choke on a dick
these xmas cookies r making me feel sick
call me the grinch
call me scrooge
i dont care
i cant unwrap yr fingers running thru my hair